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★ The Campaign Nobody Approved ★

MUSK★ ★ ★2028★ ★ ★

The meme coin for a presidential run the Constitution says can't happen.

Elon Musk waving, in a gold frame with his signature

Tap the portrait to celebrate ★

As heard on every cable panel

The pundits agree.

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He was born in South Africa. That's kind of the whole problem.

— A law professor, tired
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The Constitution is very clear about this.

— Some guy on TV
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Ineligible? Sounds like a meme waiting to happen.

— Every holder, ever
MUSK 2028★OCCUPY THE OVAL OFFICE★NATURAL-BORN MEME★FOUR MORE YEARS OF POSTING★CONSTITUTIONALLY INELIGIBLE★MARS, EVENTUALLY★
MUSK 2028★OCCUPY THE OVAL OFFICE★NATURAL-BORN MEME★FOUR MORE YEARS OF POSTING★CONSTITUTIONALLY INELIGIBLE★MARS, EVENTUALLY★

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Musk 2028

A campaign coin for a candidate who legally can't be on the ballot.

★ The President must be a natural-born U.S. citizen. He was born in Pretoria.

★ Platform: rockets, memes, and posting at 3 a.m.

★ Running mate: a Shiba Inu, pending a background check.

★ CONSTITUTIONALLY INELIGIBLE ★ SPIRITUALLY INEVITABLE MUSK2028★ ★ ★

CAMPAIGNomics

Every number here has been fact-checked by nobody.

Eligibility

0%

Article II, Section 1. Look it up.

Electoral Votes

0

You need 270. We're working on it. We are not.

Election Day

11.7

November 7, 2028. The coin is not on the ballot.

Running Mates

1

Good boy. Very loyal. Barks at reporters.

Campaign Promises

∞

All of them arriving "next year."

Debates Attended

0

He'll just post about it.

Elon Musk waving beside his name and signature, in a gold frame

The Platform

Every other candidate was born here. Ours aims for Mars.

The Constitution says the President has to be a natural-born U.S. citizen. Elon Musk was born in South Africa. We read that, nodded slowly, and launched a coin anyway.

★ Rockets★ Memes★ 3 a.m. posts★ Mars, eventually★ Free speech (terms apply)

Polls open in

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November 7, 2028. He won't be on the ballot. Neither will this coin.

Town Hall Q&A

Is Elon Musk running for President in 2028?+

Not as far as we know. He was born in South Africa, and only natural-born U.S. citizens can be President. The coin didn't let that stop it.

Did Elon Musk make this coin?+

No. It's a fan-made meme coin. He has nothing to do with it.

What does the coin do?+

Nothing. It's a campaign button you can't pin on anything.

Who's the running mate?+

A Shiba Inu. Vetting is going well, apart from the chewed shoes.

Is this a good investment?+

No. Meme coins and campaign promises have a lot in common.

★ CONSTITUTIONALLY INELIGIBLE ★ SPIRITUALLY INEVITABLE MUSK2028★ ★ ★
★ CONSTITUTIONALLY INELIGIBLE ★ SPIRITUALLY INEVITABLE MUSK2028★ ★ ★

Make your vote count.
(It won't.)

Join the campaign that can't legally happen. No ballots. No refunds. No electoral votes.

Not affiliated with or endorsed by Elon Musk. Not a real campaign. Not financial advice.